sarc.

I try and teach my kids one important lesson each day, whether it be “Don’t put your hand in a garbage disposal”, or “Love one Another”.

Today I tried to teach them the story of the boy who cried wolf, in order to portray the importance of only telling stories that were true.

I finished up with my usual: “What did you learn from this story?”

Going around the circle:

Mia: I don’t know.

Charity: I like woofs.

Aubree: Don’t lie?

Mikey: “Tending people’s sheep is a ridiculous and boring job.”

I think it’s safe to say;

My work here is done.