I’m at a car dealer waiting to pick up my car, (did I mention the new car I’m getting 100 times) and the playground is filled with feral children who’s parents work here? Is that a thing? Are you allowed to bring your kid to work with you while you do your 8 hours because I would have 7 jobs right now and free childcare.
Which reminds me when I worked at Burger King in high school, someone left a baby in the ball pit, just left it. It was the head store and we all had to go through the protocol for what to do if you find a baby at work and I was all “talk about getting busy in a burger king bathroom!” and they were all that’s inappropriate, you’re fired.
Too bad it wasn’t 2010 or I could have used “I found a baby once!” from The Hangover, and probably still gotten fired.
What Did we learn Here?
Don’t leave your kids in the ball pit!
Okay.
My car’s ready!!!!
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