sarc.

My dad told me when I was 14 years old that I should stick to what I was good at. And I have. I'm good at writing what I think. Saying what I feel. Loving with all my heart. Trusting those who don't deserve it. And realizing my strengths are more often than not the source of someone else's weakness. I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, as long as I'm living- a source of ridiculousness I'll be.

Guess who just got a job?! Not me. I didn’t. But if sullen hipster wanna be would pay me $11-$19 an hour I’d give up the job search right now! But Brent said I could move into his liquor cabinet so I got that taken care of. But anyways I’m taking my Kids on a staycation to Birmingham for the weekend with a pool and that fancy cable I’ve heard about so if you’re near There and want to buy me a drink or just want to PayPal me $700 so I can buy me some drinks just hit me up. Or just hit me with a fashion police ticket for wearing these dumb glasses off my face. Either or. Either or.

Guess who just got a job?! Not me. I didn’t. But if sullen hipster wanna be would pay me $11-$19 an hour I’d give up the job search right now! But Brent said I could move into his liquor cabinet so I got that taken care of.

But anyways I’m taking my Kids on a staycation to Birmingham for the weekend with a pool and that fancy cable I’ve heard about so if you’re near There and want to buy me a drink or just want to PayPal me $700 so I can buy me some drinks just hit me up.

Or just hit me with a fashion police ticket for wearing these dumb glasses off my face.

Either or.

Either or.

3 months ago

  1. kellyoxford said: like the look on you. somehow not so hipster? weird! (awesome!)
  2. jamonthirteen said: Are you wearing a referee top?
  3. belleischrome said: I like the glasses!

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