sarc.

• Tried to eat what I thought was a peanut M&M while cleaning out my car, only to discover it was a plastic bead from Aubree’s homemade jewelry set. Not Proud.
• Didn’t buy a bag of M&M’s because now I wanted them. Proud.
• Sent my application to several blog networks to start maybe actually blogging from my actual website and one day getting something out of all the people who have ever read what I have to say. Proud.
• Answered Mia when she asked me if I ever used a rectal thermometer on her butt. Not Proud/Proud?
• Finished the second to last assignment for my graduation and tried on my interview outfit. PROUD! PROUD!
• Returned a dress I bought in a size that was too big for me and accepted the fact I am not the size 20 I used to be. Got rid of the clothes in the size I was before I had kids/discovered Nutella and realized I will never be either of those sizes again. Proud. 
• Made plans for CHSH. I own 7 flasks. Proud. 
• Practiced my “Hair blowing gently in the breeze of my new mustang” look. Only  to appear ridden harder than Pamela Anderson after her years on/in Baywatch & Kid Rock. Not Proud. 
• Admitted to the Autism Dr. that my parenting skills aren’t perfect which was obvious when Charity tried to take her play baby thru the McDonald’s drive-thru for breakfast. Not Proud.
• Got told by the woman at the Dr.’s office that my kids are really beautiful and well behaved. PROUD (mostly with their behavior).
• Made it 30 years and 4 kids without appearing on Cops!! Proud.

I’d post more but Mia is screaming that Charity said the “T” word and needs to go sit in time out. 

You do realize that the T word is toilet…